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標(biāo)題: 不帶臟字的英文損人語(yǔ)錄 [打印本頁(yè)]

作者: 龍龍 時(shí)間: 2010-4-28 23:07
標(biāo)題: 不帶臟字的英文損人語(yǔ)錄
《美國(guó)偶像》評(píng)委的損人語(yǔ)錄　　

美國(guó)唱歌選秀節(jié)目《美國(guó)偶像（AmericanIdol）》的麻辣評(píng)委西蒙·考威爾向來(lái)以損人不帶臟字著稱，今天我們就來(lái)總結(jié)總結(jié)他那些經(jīng)典的損人語(yǔ)錄。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
聽(tīng)上去像一只貓從帝國(guó)大廈跳下來(lái)。

Im going to reach out with a hook if you dontshut up.
如果你再不閉嘴，我就向里面甩個(gè)魚(yú)鉤。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately,extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
你發(fā)明了一種折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前，唱成這樣，人們會(huì)向你扔石頭。

Theres only so much punishment a human can take.I cant take anymore.
人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無(wú)法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you are not singing it.
你不唱它的時(shí)候，它是首好歌。

You are like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一只想做大老虎的小倉(cāng)鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的時(shí)候，看起來(lái)處在半睡眠狀態(tài)。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一個(gè)字也聽(tīng)不懂，你大概在用挪威語(yǔ)演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下，一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑，你一點(diǎn)機(jī)會(huì)都沒(méi)有。

Its like you were drunk. Im not talking one or two bottles, Im talking a crate.
你好像喝多了。我說(shuō)的可不是一、兩瓶，而是一箱那么多。

作者: 奧特曼 時(shí)間: 2010-4-29 17:26

作者: sgdldz 時(shí)間: 2010-12-12 20:39
精辟啊

作者: mxh0506 時(shí)間: 2010-12-13 12:47
阿彌陀佛，造口業(yè)會(huì)有報(bào)應(yīng)的……

作者: mayiking 時(shí)間: 2011-6-21 21:50
學(xué)習(xí)了�。�

作者: leelsy 時(shí)間: 2011-11-4 08:18

作者: xlei330261 時(shí)間: 2012-1-10 23:25
這么精辟的說(shuō)法，學(xué)習(xí)了！

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