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標題: 不帶臟字的英文損人語錄 [打印本頁]

作者: 龍龍    時間: 2010-4-28 23:07
標題: 不帶臟字的英文損人語錄
《美國偶像》評委的損人語錄  

美國唱歌選秀節(jié)目《美國偶像(AmericanIdol)》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶臟字著稱,今天我們就來總結(jié)總結(jié)他那些經(jīng)典的損人語錄。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈跳下來。

Im going to reach out with a hook if you dontshut up.
如果你再不閉嘴,我就向里面甩個魚鉤。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately,extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特別。不幸的是,特別地差勁。

You have just invented a new form of torture.
你發(fā)明了一種折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前,唱成這樣,人們會向你扔石頭。

Theres only so much punishment a human can take.I cant take anymore.
人類能承受的懲罰是有限的,我再也無法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.
我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you are not singing it.
你不唱它的時候,它是首好歌。

You are like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一只想做大老虎的小倉鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的時候,看起來處在半睡眠狀態(tài)。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一個字也聽不懂,你大概在用挪威語演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下,一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑,你一點機會都沒有。

Its like you were drunk. Im not talking one or two bottles, Im talking a crate.
你好像喝多了。我說的可不是一、兩瓶,而是一箱那么多。


作者: 奧特曼    時間: 2010-4-29 17:26

作者: sgdldz    時間: 2010-12-12 20:39
精辟啊
作者: mxh0506    時間: 2010-12-13 12:47
阿彌陀佛,造口業(yè)會有報應(yīng)的……
作者: mayiking    時間: 2011-6-21 21:50
學(xué)習(xí)了!!
作者: leelsy    時間: 2011-11-4 08:18

作者: xlei330261    時間: 2012-1-10 23:25
這么精辟的說法,學(xué)習(xí)了!




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